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drowninginmysepulchre:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

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5 hours ago with 284,148 notes

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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17 hours ago with 327,902 notes

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

1 day ago with 409,756 notes

Tagged: #me

inexplicably-victor:

gallifrey-feels:

thatguywhocooks:

blackout3890:

This is fun if you read the entire thing

Hmmmm. I have trouble as it is

oh god I panicked

Did this mother fucker just taught me German?