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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

Jedi(s) turing to the Dark Side.

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All the vampires* are coming out, must be spring.

*People with PMLE or similar. I just got two messages from wonderful people and I will be posting that link in a few hours.

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captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

riddlemetitillatedhiddles:

*grumbles under breath* Stupid Thor. Won’t take off my handcuffs. Won’t let me kill the guards. What a killjoy.

onlocusts:

pluckyredhead:

shananaomi:

otfilms:

Singin’ in the Rain (1952)

these men are such fundamentally different dancers but especially at slow GIF speed it’s clear how perfectly precise they were as a duo.

Donald O’Conner was actually nervous about this because he considered himself more of a hoofer than a dancer, and if you watch this number you can see he uses his upper body less than Gene Kelly. Also, they were both really worried that the other would turn the opposite direction from them, but as you can see, unlike Zoolander, they both turn left. :D

I love this movie.

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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I work in a UK call center and sometimes British terminology/slang will slip out after work. But only because I talk to the UK for eight hours a day. Still not sure when tea time is, someone tell me so I can schedule calls.

17 hours ago with 46,189 notes

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

17 hours ago with 38,699 notes

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tinybirdfriend:

lobstmourne:

moo monk discovers tiny (rude) bird friend

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totallyfubar:

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

I’m sorry if this is bothering you, I wish I could carpe futuis - seize the fuck.

17 hours ago with 347,497 notes